-carrotcastle: k cuz I'm inviting some friends over saturday night

-carrotcastle: only people with enough swag level can get in, except you of course

-carrotcastle: you're the exception

-carrotcastle: jk

-me: ...

-carrotcastle: so can you come saturday?

-me: ...

-carrotcastle: I'll invite Jenny tooo

-me: ...

-carrotcastle: I'll even cook

-me: YES I'LL GO